Friendless in Facebook

Decided to jump on Facebook band wagon after much nagging from a certain person who shall remain nameless and guess what, Mondo has zero friends of Facebook! Zip! Nada! No takers! Makes me want to run, not walk to my nearest psychiatric facility for some self esteem therapy. I'm the new kid on Facebook and nobody likes me. Hmmm. For a social network, I'm not feeling the love right now, but then again, do I really need Facebook to validate me? The sad truth is yes. Nobody likes rejection, especially from the most popular web group in town. So if you happen to see me on Facebook and don't stop by, I'll understand. I wonder if there's a support group out there for us Facebook rejects?