Papa John Preaches Hold the Pizza

Hold the Pizza!  You can imagine Mondo's surprise after Papa John's Pizza King, John Schnatter, advised his patrons to eat less pizza.   Is Pizza bad for you?  "No. Pizza's actually healthy for you if you don't eat too much of it," Schnatter replied, adding, "You can't eat five or six slices but if you eat one or two slices it's very nutritious."  Thanks, Papa John, thanks for setting the record straight.  Too bad, Mondo's already maxed out his business credit card at your store.  What's your return policy?